> The teacher told Pepito to use certain English words in a sentence. Here are
> Pepito’s replies:
>
> 1. *Cheese* - Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
> 2. *Mushroom* - When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
> 3. *Shoulder* - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to
> read so I shoulder.
> 4. * Texas * - My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m
> at!
> 5. *Herpes* - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
> 6. *July* - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
> 7. *Rectum* - I had two cars but my wife rectum!
> 8. *Chicken* - I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
> herself.
> 9. *Wheelchair* - We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.
> 10. *Chicken* *wing* - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
> 11. *Harassment* - My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
> honey harassment nothing to me.
>
> 12. *Bishop* - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.</ SPAN>
> 13. *Body wash* - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
> 14. *Brief* - Maria fart in my car and it stinkie so bad I could not brief.
