February 2012
1 post
Vote for MEEEEEEE :)
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150616274484489&set=a.10150616272964489.406077.234464659488&type=1&theater Hey Friends, Please click on my photo and hit “like” to vote for me. I am a contestant for Ms. South Asia Texas Pageant, and would really appreciate the vote. Thank you in advance for your help and support. Also please post it on your fb wall so your friends can vote...
September 2011
1 post
I don't feel good. I want to go home.
aww <3
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
March 2010
3 posts
dear god
gmoney7786:
why can’t I go one week without fucking things up?
see you soon.
aww… what’s up?
February 2010
4 posts
Marriott blocked tumblr!!!!
gmoney7786:
so I can’t access it on the work l
that sucks… i m sorry
January 2010
6 posts
karaoke tonight
gmoney7786:
haven’t done it in a looooong time
you sang gr8888888888888888
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
fmylife:
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I’m going to be an uncle. FML
O_O
nice…
It's the first day of 2010 and I'm sick. :|
gmoney7786:
(via heykirsten)
TOO MUCH BUTTER BEER
sorry :( feel better soon
December 2009
3 posts
tonight
it’s gonna be new years eve, and i cant have any alcohol because my bf cant drink :/ tell me it going to be a okay night n i dont need to drink
saw sherlock holmes.
gmoney7786:
it was awesome
i am thinking of going tomorrow to watch it… ^.~
hot times in the kitchen...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!’ My eyes lit up and I thought, ‘I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!’ Not wanting to...
October 2009
5 posts
Taxi vs. Hookers
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth?...
> Spanish Words of the Day:
> The teacher told Pepito to use certain English words in a sentence. Here are > Pepito’s replies: > > 1. *Cheese* - Maria likes me, but cheese fat. > 2. *Mushroom* - When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom. > 3. *Shoulder* - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to > read so I shoulder. > 4. * Texas * - My...
Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” Priest: “What have you done my child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a b*tch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a b*tch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to...
September 2009
14 posts
1 tag
LONG BUT WORTH READING, GOOD LAUGH!!
Beware the next chili cook off when we all go around taste-testing…
I went to the Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented ‘you’re definitely going to s**t yourself’ roadkill chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being...
GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE DEAF PEOPLE!!!!!!
gmoney786:
WE HAVE DEAF PEOPLE IN THE HOTEL THEY ARE ALWAYS COMING UP TO ME ASKIN FOR SHIT IN A NON CONTROLLED VOLUME ASKIN FOR QUARTERS, PAPER AND PEN TO WRITE SHIT OUT ASKIN ME TO CALL PEOPLE, ASKIN FOR THE REMOTE, HOW TO GET CLOSED CAPTIONS ON THE TV. SOME ARENT THAT BAD BUT YOU WOULD THINK AT 50 SOMETHIN THEY’D BE MORE FUCKING INDEPENDENT!!. I HAD A DEAF BITCH LAST WEEK THAT HAD A GODDDAMNED...
